Overzealous baby in Macy’s runs a muck!

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My mom was visiting the local Macy’s in Rockawy, NJ. My mom loves shopping- what a surprise. The clicking and clonking of her shoes hitting the ground echoes throughout the store. She was glancing at some 1990’s label named shirts, sweaters, or pants. While minding her own business- she thought that a cute piece of clothing would jump out and catch her attention.

Suddenly a high pitched voice of a baby abruptly starts shouting.

“Fuck it, Fuck it, Fuck it!”

This baby happened to be my 3-year-old self- in the stroller. I was bouncing up and down- and wouldn’t stop chanting “Fuck it!” People started to jerk their heads up from being immersed in staring at Macy’s clothing, to wondering where this fowl mouthed voice is coming from. read more

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